Celebrity News*

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Music News

Belle and Sebastian demonised by American media

Tindersticks rise to 'club singer' accusations with Vic Reeves duet

Crispian Mills' campaign of hate... against himself

John Peel to play obscure record

Slipknot tribute band wanted

At The Drive-In reveal fear of train-trapped tresses

NEW! Dido's drinks table diversion


Film News

Nic Cage buys planet

Woody Allen's groundbreaking new movie

Silverstone spurns sustenance

Dragnet joins the dark side


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