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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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Addams Family, The 1991 Barry Sonnenfeld Anjelica Houston, Raul Julia, Christopher Lloyd Kid's film, with dark sense of humour.
American Werewolf In Paris, An 1997 Anthony Waller Tom Everett Scott, Julie Delpy Nowhere near as good as the original.
Alien 1979 Ridley Scott Sigourney Weaver Suspense. Lots of suspense.
Aliens 1986 James Cameron Sigourney Weaver Less suspense, more guns.
Alien3 1992 David Fincher Sigourney Weaver Less suspense, less guns, more boredom.
Alien Resurrection 1997 Jean-Pierre Jeunet Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder Less suspense, less guns, less boredom, more laughs (mostly unintentional).
American Pie 1999 Paul Weitz Alyson Hannigan, Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott Start of a new line of Frat films. With Alyson Hannigan.
As Good As It Gets 1997 James L. Brooks Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Greg Kinnear Jack's best film in a long time.
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery 1997 Jay Roach Mike Myers, Liz Hurley, Seth Green Witty, original, great replay value.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 1999 Jay Roach Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Seth Green Milking the formula a bit. Repetitive, but still fun.
Barton Fink 1991 Joel Coen John Turturro, John Goodman You may as well watch this whilst using hallucinogenic drugs. It may make more sense that way.
Batman 1989 Tim Burton Jack Nicholson, Michael Keaton Dark, witty, fun. The best Batman film.
Batman Returns 1992 Tim Burton Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Michell Pfeiffer A close second.
Beetlejuice 1988 Tim Burton Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Geena Davis Bizarre, funny, forgotten by too many.
Big Lebowski, The 1998 Joel Coen Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi Typical Coen: strange, funny, familiar cast.
Blade 1998 Stephen Norrington Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff Violence, blood & vampires galore.
Blair Witch Project, The 1999 Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams, Joshua Leonard One of the few original ideas of recent times.
Blues Brothers, The 1980 John Landis John Belushi, Dan Akroyd I can't recommend this enough. You'll either love this film, or require a whole new personality.
Blues Brothers 2000 1998 John Landis Dan Akroyd, John Goodman Not as good, but it has it's moments.
Candyman 1992 Bernard Rose Virginia Madsen, Tony Todd A cut above your typical slasher.
Citizen Kane 1941 Orson Welles Orson Welles A classic, an essential choice for any serious enthusiast.

Chasing Amy

1997

Kevin Smith

Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Jason Lee Possibly Mr Smith's greatest all-round film. Funny, sensitive and satisfying.

Clerks

1994

Kevin Smith

Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson

Simplicity itself, yet incredibly effective. A must for any self-respecting film-fan.

Clockwork Orange, A

1971

Stanley Kubrick

Malcolm McDowell, Warren Clarke

Disturbing, ironic, political, masterful.

Crucible, The 1996 Nicholas Hytner Daniel Day-Lewis, Winona Ryder Slow at points, but one of the most emotional endings of any films I've seen.
Devil's Advocate, The 1997 Taylor Hackford Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves Al Pacino is Satan? Suddenly everything is becoming clear...
Dick Tracy 1990 Warren Beatty Warren Beatty, Madonna, Al Pacino Another kid's film. Approach with caution and/or alcohol.
Dogma 1999 Kevin Smith Alan Rickman, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, Jason Mewes Not quite as thought provoking as it would hope, but entertaining none the less.
Drop Dead Fred 1991 Ate de Tong Rik Mayall, Phoebe Cates Not the best film on the planet, but it holds sentimental value for me. So get off my back.
Ed Wood 1994 Tim Burton Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Bill Murray Burton & Depp, together again. Underviewed & underestimated, understand?
Exorcist, The 1973 William Friedkin Jason Miller, Linda Blair The alternative to midnight mass.
Forrest Gump 1994 Robert Zemeckis Tom Hanks, Robin Wright Sickly sweet or cynically biting? You decide. (Hint: the second one.)
From Dusk 'Til Dawn 1996 Robert Rodriguez George Clooney, Harvey Keitel Leave your brain at the door. Just like the cast did.
Ghostbusters 1984 Ivan Reitman Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Sigourney Weaver A good way to kill 2 hours.
Ghostbusters 2 1989 Ivan Reitman Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Sigourney Weaver A good way to waste an entire 2 hours of your life.
Go 1999 Doug Liman Katie Holmes, Sarah Polley, Desmond Askew This is the kind of film I wish I could make.
Grosse Point Blank 1997 George Armitage John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Joan Cusack I can't criticise this, Sarah'll kill me.
Groundhog Day 1993 Harold Ramis Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell A feel-good film that actually makes you feel good? What will they think of next?
Independence Day 1996 Roland Emmerich Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman Popcorn for the brain.
Interview With The Vampire 1994 Neil Jordan Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Christian Slater Not as deep and meaningful as it would have you think. Too long as well.

Jackie Brown

199?

Quentin Tarantino

Samuel L. Jackson, Pam Grier, Michael Keaton Underestimated Tarantino flick. More character-driven than his other efforts.
Jaws 1975 Steven Spielberg Roy Schneider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss If you haven't seen this film, you haven't lived. Or you're scared of sharks, one of the two.
Jurassic Park 1993 Steven Spielberg Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill Ignore the holes in the plot, just look at the pretty dinosaurs.
Leon 1994 Luc Besson Jean Reno, Natalie Portman, Gary Oldman Go, see this film. Now.
Mallrats

1995

Kevin Smith

Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Shannon Doherty

Mr. Smith vs. Hollywood. Featuring the return of Jay and Silent Bob

Matrix, The 1999 The Wachowski Brothers Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne What is the Matrix? Well, it's an amusing action flick with guns, kung fu and impressive special effects.
Monty Python And The Holy Grail 1974 Terry Jones Brian Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Jones Consistently funny, but unfortunately possesses possibly the worst ending of all time.
Monty Python's Life Of Brian 1979 Terry Jones Brian Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Jones Extremely funny, and useful for provoking Christians.
Monty Python's Meaning Of Life 1983 Terry Jones Brian Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Jones The weakest of the Monty Python films, but it has a couple of good songs.
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest 1975 Milos Formon Jack Nicholson, Louise Fletcher Cold, cynical, brutal, marvellous.
Philadelphia 1993 John Demme Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington Who doesn't think Tom Hanks deserved an Oscar for this? Weirdo.
Pleasantville 1998 Gary Ross Reese Witherspoon, William H. Macy, Joan Allen, Tobey Maguire By all accounts, a beautiful film.
Pulp Fiction 1994 Quentin Tarantino John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman Tarantino cements his reputation, while Travolta claws back his.
Reservoir Dogs   1991

Quentin Tarantino

Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Steve Buscemi, Chris Penn

  Classic Tarantino. Fantastic characterisation, glorious shoot-outs and a magnificent cast.

Ronin 1997 John Frankenheimer Robert DeNiro, Jean Reno Good car chases & action scenes. Shame you don't care about the characters though.
Schindler's List 1993 Steven Spielberg Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes Possibly the most emotional film of all time. And it's true. Mostly.
Scream 1996 Wes Craven Neve Campbell, Drew Barrymore, David Arquette, Courtney Cox Witty, biting & great for watching with jumpy people.
Scream 2 1997 Wes Craven Neve Campbell, Drew Barrymore, David Arquette, Courtney Cox Unfortunately falls victim to it's own sequel-related criticism.
Shawshank Redemption, The 1994 Frank Darabont Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman Everyone's second favourite film, and one that'll have you raising an eyebrow at that moment.
So I Married An Axe Murderer 1993 Thomas Sclamme Mike Myers, Nancy Travis Cruelly underrated, has Myers playing a Scotsman who easily eclipses Fat Bastard (but not in size, obviously)
South Park - Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999 Trey Parker Trey Parker, Matt Stone Brilliant parody of Disney films. Not for the weak-minded.
Star Wars Trilogy, The 1977 1980 1983 George Lucas Harrison Ford, Alec Guiness, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher I daren't say anything negative, for the fear of all those people who bought surprisingly sturdy plastic lightsabers.
True Lies 1994 James Cameron Arnold Schwarznegger, Jamie Lee Curtis One of the few films Arnie should be proud of.
Truman Show, The 1998 Peter Weir Jim Carrey, Ed Harris A film that raises a lot of key issues, including: "I didn't know Jim Carrey was that good an actor."
Wayne's World 1992 Penelope Spheeris Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Tia Carrere Mindless, harmless fun.
Wayne's World 2 1993 Steven Surjik Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Tia Carrere More of the same.

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Well, those are the ones I can remember. I'll probably have bought more by the time you've read this.
And that's why I'll never be rich.

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