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The normal news broadcast is replaced by a more ratings-friendly trawl through the day's celebrity gossip.

This week in Channel 2's new "Very Old Cult Telly" slot is 70s sci-fi drama Outer Space. In this classic episode, the mingotrons invade the ship.

In response to audience complaints that programmes are broken up by unnecessary numbers of advertisements, tonight’s commercials are all scheduled to be broadcast in this special hour-long advert marathon.

A little bunny is rescued from the jaws of a nasty fox.

Featuring: 'Cat stuck up tree in Wantage'

A group of extrovert twentysomethings try to find a date on a parachuting weekend.

Another ten-minute short film about milk. This week "When Milk Goes Sour".

The wettest winter in recent memory brings the threat of summer hosepipe bans.

Introduction to an evening dedicated to repeats and rip-offs of already popular shows.

Celebrities reveal the contents of their fridges. Tonight, Jeremy Clarkson divulges his penchant for Mr Men yoghurts.

Contestants run across adjoining fields in an attempt to be the first to reach the £10,000 prize at the other end.

With Gail Porter

New sister programme to the channel's long running soap.

‘Beans on Toast’ Student chefs give tips on the best meals to make with baked beans. Part two of eight.

Stuart Maconie narrates another nostalgic documentary in this critically acclaimed series. This week’s year is 1995.

Following the DVD release of Annie Hall, this short film follows the story of a woman called Annie.

Featuring poisonous frogs, snakes, jellyfish and Richard Whitely.

Documentary. The mating rituals of mussels.

Docusoap following the workers at a chiropodists clinic in Guildford. Steve faces a problem with an ingrown toenail.

Fulfilling their "public service" remit, Channel 6 continues to push back the boundaries of good taste on television.

Repeated from earlier.

Stuart Maconie takes a wry nostalgic look at last week’s fashion and fads.

Forthcoming programmes in the series include "It Happened Yesterday" and "Blimey, Did I Miss That Event Of Important Cultural Significance?"

A seemingly healthy patient in Lucy’s care suffers a sudden unexpected relapse. Meanwhile Stephens and White have a bet on who can display the most prolific use of medical jargon.

With Gail Porter

Vanessa Feltz introduces the cast of Changing Rooms to her humble country mansion. The DIY experts redecorate her bathroom, while a feng shui expert analyses the positioning of the toilet and bidet.

With Gail Porter

In a special edition, tonight's weather is hosted by Carol Vordeman.

In an attempt to promote the corporation's radio stations, this programme will be broadcast without pictures.

A three hour mammoth compilation of humorous clips from the ITV archives. Includes Jeremy Beadle, and the revamped Crossroads.

Featuring celebrity pundits Stuart Maconie and Kate Thornton.

Hermaphrodite lesbian Susan suffers a case of mistaken identity.

The bloke out of that film which was on last week stars in an overlong police drama. Also featuring her from thingamajig and the kid from the third Home Alone movie.

H from Steps reviews the day's events.

A look at modern art around the country

A comprehensive guide to this week’s terrestrial TV smut.

For viewers without the teletext feature on their televisions, an opportunity to read the four pages shown repeatedly over a period of six hours, all accompanied by a user-friendly high pitched beep.

The day's celebrity news played on a loop, interspersed once an hour with breaking stories.

Featured News: Russell Crowe is very popular in the film Gladiator.

You have two choices: Go to bed or go to bed.